This is the last lesson in our course. We’ve been through some crazy stuff along the way. By now, you should be fairly well versed in performing the Sacred Sample and practicing some kind of daily meditation.
If you have been doing those things over the last few months, you are well on your way to becoming a Booze Wizard and have may have noticed some changes in your demeanor and/or internal thought processes. Modifying the external thought process is outside the scope of this course. I’m not even sure that would be something helpful for someone to do.
For this lesson we’re going to learn a new ritual, The Sacred Game.
You may be familiar with the concept of ‘drinking games’, which are games people play to make drinking more fun.
The Sacred Game is a little different from other drinking games in that it’s not meant to make drinking more fun. Drinking is fun enough as it is. The purpose of our drinking game is to keep one’s mind from going over and over the same old thoughts again and again. This is a useful game to play while sober, or not drinking, as well.
If you are going to sacrifice your sobriety on the alter of booze-fueled self evolution, you better have a plan for when your thoughts turn to bullshit. The Sacred Game will give you something else to think about other than how horrible 6th grade was.
Well, here we are at the next to last lesson in the Primer on Zen Boozism Series. As we wind down this series of lessons I wanted to address the fact that we haven’t talked about booze that much.
The reason we haven’t talked about booze is because you already know how to drink, what you don’t know is how to drink like a booze wizard. It’s silly of me to sit here and tell you stuff you already know. That’s just as silly as you taking this course in order to learn things you’ve already learned.
Drinking the normal way is easy. All you need is some booze and a mouth. Then it’s just a matter of filling up your guts and going for a ride.
That way of drinking is fine for most. But if you’re reading this, chances are you were looking to drink a different way, the booze wizard way. The way of the booze wizard takes time to learn and shouldn’t be rushed. It’s much safer to wade into the depths of your mind rather than cannonball off the high dive right into them.
Welcome to Lesson Four of the Primer on Zen Boozism series of lessons. Lesson four is the first lesson of the second half of our six lesson series. We’re 1/3 of the way through the 2nd 1/2, where did the time go?
If you remember way back in lesson three, which you received before the three supplemental lessons, I told you we’d be discussin’ Mercury. Not the chemical Mercury, nor the car, certainly not the god, definitely not the planet Mercury either.
What the hell is it that we’re going to be talking about then?