Letter From the Editor

Greetings , Doomed Monkeys! Old Uncle Mort back, yet again, with another Saturday Evening Ghost. This week T.J. Washington is back with the part two of ‘B is for Basement’. Speaking of part two, Ed Danvers is back on the case in ‘Sins of the Father’. We just can’t enough detectives this week as the Crescent City Creeps swing by with an installment that will really grow on you. And the Page Five Ghouls are here to fill you in on an old favorite. All this is brought to you by Books and Balls, a new reading club for men. I mean, after you’ve exhausted all the Tom Clancy and Jack Reacher stuff, what are you guys gonna do? Oh and Hugo submitted something this week. Between you and me, I don’t think the proofreader has read this one. So have fun kids, and don’t worry you can’t break anything. See ya next week,¬†neboken ja neyo.

Letter from the Editor – October 7th 2017

Greetings, Doomed Monkeys! It’s October, already? It feels like only yesterday I was packing up the Arbor Day decorations. This month we start off with another timeless installment of Ray, Stella saunters in with this month’s horoscopes, and Jimmy Jam is back with whammy of a tale. Parental guidance suggested. And, as always, the Page Five Ghouls are here to introduce us to some mixed up animals in Germany. All this is brought to by our good friends at the WPE, who have an offer that will knock your pants off. Have fun and until next time, Backpfeifengesicht!

Letter From The Editor September 23, 2017

Greetings, Doomed Monkeys! Hey, guess what? It’s Saturday. Saturday evening to be exact. And that means another shipment of quality, grade-A cuts. Just feast your eyes on this selection. Like Mystical Merwin, back dishing the litter on a few reader submissions. A. Wizard answers the call with yet another Wizard on Whizzin podcast. And then some Hugo bit he agreed to do. B.F. Smith is pouring from the top shelf on this month’s lesson on Zen Boozism. The Joneses and the gang from Psamurai run into some disturbingly familiar faces when they go into the basement. Never go in basement, guys! And the Page Five Ghouls seem to be following directions again. We’ll see how long that lasts. All this is brought to you by our sponsor 8 Teenz who have a brand new innovation in candy technology they’re dying for you to try! So have fun, kids! And remember, electrotaxis!

Letter From the Editor, September 16th, 2017

Greetings, Doomed Monkeys. It’s time for your weekly wallop of weirdness and the Saturday Evening Ghost to go with it. We don’t judge, though some might watch. This week the Ruiner returns with the worlds best plan in the latest installment of Easy Way Out. The gang is back with a cold blooded installment of Psamurai. A. Wizard is back to give us another glimpse into the wizard life, with a one-two hit of Wizard on Whizzin’. And I can’t tell you what I think of this week’s Page Five Ghouls until after the deposition. All this is brought to you by our newest sponsor Churchill Foods with a new line of instant meals that will insure victory throughout your day. Well, kids. I’ve worn out my welcome, until next time, tetrahydrocannabinol!

Letter From the Editor September 9, 2017

Greetings, Doomed Monkeys, it’s Chef Mort whipping up another flambe of tasty morsels. First up, T. J. gets to the bottom of things in an all new adventure called ‘B’ is for Basement.¬†The Crescent City Creeps come creeping in with another installment. Have they found that damn bird yet? Some wires and lines got crossed on this week’s Page Five Ghoul. I gotta hire somebody to man the phones. Which reminds me, Hugo is here with some advice for the lovebirds out there and then it’s mostly an ad. Speaking of ads, this magnificent feast would represent the last of the petty cash if it weren’t for our sponsors, Lig-a-Mintz who invite you try their purrfect new product. See ya next time, kids.¬†Anathematisation!