Letter From The Editor

 

 

Greetings, doomed monkeys! It’s your old pal Mort, back with another rip roarin’ good time. This week’s a doozy. That scamp Jimmy Jam is back! Wait til ya see what he gets up to this time. It’ll kill ya! Then Star Mistress Stella’s comin’ at ya like a comet with this week’s Stellar Forecast. Hugo is serving up some wise merchandise. You’ll eat it up! Ray comes blowin’ in with another explosive episode. And as always (for now, anyway) we have our Page Five Ghoul. That position must be cursed. So strap in, Kids!  And until next time….Exegesis!

Message From the Editor

 

 

Greetings, doomed monkeys!

Uncle Mort back with ya with an issue that’s the cat’s pajamas. This week Boozeabus will lead us into the fermented stage. Merwin the Psychic Cat is back with a blast from the past lives.

We got an explosive episode of The Joneses on the way. And, as always, the Page Five Ghoul. You may notice it’s a bit different this week; we’re trying out a new kid. Oh,  and listen up, kiddos! A. Wizard is here with a brand new podcast Wizard on Whizzin: Sound Only Edition. It’s a gas! Until next time. Miserere nobis!

Message From the Editor

Greetings, doomed monkeys. It’s your old pal, Mort and boy are you lucky! Wanna know why? Because you can tell your friends you have a skeleton for a pal!
This week’s issue is the cat’s meow with the ever popular Wizard on Whizzin back to walk you through a most sacred ritual. Bring smokes! As an added bonus, A. Wizard left us a sample of his new podcast, ‘Wizard on Whizzin: Sounds Only Edition.’ And on top of all that, a bonus episode! This one is squeaky clean, scout’s honor! One of our sponsors cordially invites you to their Annual St. Patty’s Day no-limit leprechaun hunt. I think I heard somewhere that leprechauns are attracted to the smell of wyvern urine.
Grab your rail pass and catch the train for episode three of ‘Psamurai.’ And if that’s not enough, we have the harrowing adventure of Vincent Harris in ‘The Ruiner.’ And what may be the last Page Five Ghoul; we’ll keep you posted. In the meantime, it couldn’t hurt to field some resumes from applicants interested in a possible vacancy in the intern program. Until next time, Lepidoptera!

Message From The Editor

 

 

Greetings, doomed monkeys!

It’s Uncle Mort back with another Saturday Evening Ghost! This week we have another installment of Mo Mummies, Mo Problems. Two thumbs up for TJ!

Good old Hugo is back with some more ace advice. Maybe you can relate to the this week’s killer question.

The Crescent City Creeps have crept back and they got a ton little problems.

The Women’s Pants Emporium is here with a good deal for ya. You’ll want to spring into action for this one. Finally, you’ll lose your head for this week’s Page Five Ghoul! So until next week, Cubensis!

Message From The Editor

 

 

Greetings, Doomed Monkeys! Winter is almost over. Not it matters much to me. I don’t have skin.

We got a humdinger for you this week.  Stella is back with her monthly report card from the stars. Did you get As? Kids rejoice, your little friend Jimmy dropped in, Saturday evening sharp with another keen adventure.

Say, are you grieving, but still really hungry? This week’s sponsor has a smokin’ deal for our readers. The gang gets deep in this week’s episode of Ray. And as always our page five ghoul. I think our monster chasing intern Gary may need a vacation. And a lawyer. Aw heck, throw in the guns and money too! Until next time, L. Bulgaricus!