A trash bag full of bottle caps. All kinds. Metal, plastic, screw off, and need a bottle opener kind. Ask for Bobbi. I don’t have a phone so you have to keep asking people about me. You’ll find me. 6 degrees and all that.
A child. Approx. 4 moths old. Not really human looking. Kinda has a tail. Gender not clear. Spits acid. Real fast, like really fast. May or may not be venomous. Eyes a have a funny look to them. I’ve never seen anything like it before. Meet me under the bridge off 6th if you want to take a look at this thing.
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Help Wanted and Career Opportunities
Are you a defrocked Catholic Priest? If so, you should be aware that the Transubstantiation industry has grown 200% over the last year! People of all walks of life have a need to change one substance into another via nonsensical muttering. Call now! Start working tomorrow! (Consubstantiators need not apply.) 976-555-5555
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The Universal Unitarian Church (located on the corner of 10th and Main) is proud to announce its annual all ages “Rocking Roll” show. This year’s line up features:
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