Wizard on Whizzin’ Sound Only Edition Episode 5

 

 

Hi,

This time, I get to interview T. Volpone who writes some stories at the Saturday Evening Ghost. Also, B.F. Smith stops by again. Additionally, we have a new segment from The Rev. Dr. Hugo Holmesnow and some other things happen.

Music by Ben Zoodu. Sponsored by 8 Teenz, Blue Mortar, Doller Rave Club, Witch Recruiter and maybe some others….

Wizard on Whizzin’ Words Only Edition: How To Make and Use a Tinfoil Hat For Safety

 

 

   Is he though? I mean is he?

A soldier going into battle without a helmet is as ridiculous as it is unlikely. So too, must wizards protect themselves when they are traveling the invisible realms. There are many ways of shielding and protecting oneself from unwanted invisible influences but none is as effective and controversial as the classic Aluminum Foil Hat.

Whether you are an experienced wizard who needs a little extra something for an emergency, a brand new wizard seeking to temper the onset of psychic phenomenon, or a crazed street person trying in vain to block government rays, an Aluminum Foil Cap may be just what you are looking for.

Before constructing a cap of my own I was constantly bathing in strange concoctions and smearing all sorts of oils all over my body and lighting candle after candle to keep the supernatural horrors I encounter every day as a professional wizard at bay. Now, I simply slip my inexpensive, homemade Aluminum hat liner under my hat or hood and just like that I’m ready to summon or banish whatever is needed to complete whatever task was made easier by having an Aluminum Foil Cap.

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Wizard on Whizzin Words Only Edition: 5 Reasons I Hate Sweatpants

 

The Story Of Why I Hate Sweatpants

Today I’d like to talk about sweatpants. Many people have a negative opinion of them. That’s fine.

What Are Sweatpants?

Wikipedia has this to say about the subject:

“Sweatpants are a casual variety of soft trousers intended for comfort or athletic purposes, although they are now worn in many different situations. Because of their comfort and fashionable varieties, they have become one of the most commonly worn items of clothing. In Britain, Australia, New Zealand, and South Africa they are known as tracksuit bottoms, jogging bottoms (or joggers), fat pants, track pants, trackies or tracky bottoms’. In Australia, they are also commonly known as tracky daks.[1]“

It should be noted that the article is in danger of being removed on account of there are no sources to back up the claims that “Sweatpants are a casual variety of soft trouser intended for comfort or athletic purposes.”

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