Meet The Gang

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SEG Staff Writers

A. Witch 

Occasional guest star on Wizard on Whizzin’, SEG Staff Writer, writer of odds and ends, remover of typos and head of the ad department, A. Witch wears many hats but her favorite is her witch hat.

A. Wizard

A. Wizard is a wizard. He makes  “Wizard on Whizzin’, The only Show That Tells You What it’s Like to Be a Wizard” which are short films to tell you what being a wizard is like. He also does “WOW: Sound Only Edition”, which is a podcast. And WOW: Words Only Edition, which are essays.

Merwin Smith 

Merwin Smith has been a professional psychic pet his entire life. Even though he realized his gifts at an early age, he didn’t start pet psychic-ing professionally until 20 years ago.

He quickly became the darling of the pet psychic scene and was one of the most requested readers at “The Psychic Pet Pet Psychic Shack”.

Have a question about your pet? Email Merwin at:

Lemurian Jones

Once a renown scientist from a lost civilization, now a musician.

B.F. Smith 

B. F. Smith,  also known as “The Alchemist of the Blues”, is a time traveling bluesman/alchemist and founder of “Zen Boozeism- The Path of the Booze Wizard.” When he’s not investigating chrono-anomalies or having the blues, he runs a mail order mystery school which mails out mysteries to those enrolled and then schools them.

Gary Llewellyn 

Dr. Gary is a cryptozoologist, SEG intern and staff writer. He travels the world searching for monsters to profile in the Page Five Ghouls.

Stephanie Morgan

Co-writer on Page Five Ghouls. Began interning at SEG right out of junior college. She can’t remember why.

Virgil St. Frankenstein

Once a co-leader of an obscure religious organization, now a master of short-form fiction. VSF writes The Joneses, Crescent City Creeps, Psamurai, Ray, and Ed Danvers. He also writes several other features as a SEG staff writer.

T. Volpone

T. Volpone writes The Adventures of Jimmy Jam, The Ruiner, and The Adventures of T.J. Washington. Also a SEG Staff Writer, and a bad speller. In his spare time he enjoys chewing gum.

Star Mistess Stella

Star Mistress Stella, Master of Stars has been practicing astrology and living in her uncle’s attic since 1978. In addition to her astrology practice Star Mistress Stella, Master of Stars sells handmade soaps and footmade lotions at local farmer’s markets.

Hugo Holmesnow

The Rev.Dr. Hugo Holmesnow has traveled the planet in a quest to dilute the wisdom teachings of ancient cultures so they are safe enough for common men and women everywhere to purchase and misuse.

His mystic training began at the age of four when he was accidentally left behind in the jungle while on a family vacation. Through a series of unlikely events he was eventually adopted by the local natives and trained to be a tribal shaman. After many years, Dr. Holmesnow left the familiarity and safety of the jungle to search for his family.

When he did not find them, he climbed a mountain and was nearly killed in the process. The local mystic monks from the ancient monastery found him and nursed him back to health. This near death experience led him to conclude that there was more to life than what he learned from his shaman jungle training. He then began to immerse himself in the ancient mystical practices of the mountain monks. After many years he mastered them and returned to civilization. Forever changed, eternally superior.

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