Greetings, Doomed Monkeys. It’s Uncle Mort back with another week of sundry bits. This week marks the publication of the 400th thing we’ve insisted you look at. You can tell that’s an impressive milestone because it’s a round number. Anyway, have we got a week for you! First up, the Ruiner is back and kicking off a brand new adventure. A. Wizard dropped by because he had nothing to do and wanted to tell you about it. Psamurai starts a new year off by making a bunch of new enemies and the Weekly Column About Monsters is proving to be an adequate place holder this week. All this is brought to you by our new sponsor, catering to what everyone is subconsciously aware of. Have kids and until next week, prijestolonaslijednikovica!
Greetings, Doomed Monkeys! It’s your old pal Uncle Mort here and I’m wearing the cat’s pajamas. This week, TJ is back with brand new adventure as he finds a quiet place to think. The Crescent City Creeps are here, picking up where they left off before the holiday sweeps screwed everything up. Hugo is here to admonish you for not keeping the New Year’s resolutions you knew you weren’t going to keep. And as always our [Weekly Column About Monsters] talks about [monsters]. All this is brought to you by our sponsor, who also happens to be a columnist, The Reverend, Doctor Hugo Holmesnow. Have fun, kids, and remember; Nebeprisikiškiakopūsteliaudavusiuose!
Greetings, Doomed Monkeys! It’s your old, well rested pal Uncle Mort, back from vacation and ready to go. This week Ray and the gang are back with another adventure in Ray #14. Jimmy and Sally are up to their old tricks in ‘The Birthday Sham.’ Stella wandered in from driving the local bird population to extinction to bring you your Stellar Forecast for the little month of February. Finally, the Page Five Ghouls are back in action and staying hungry in this week’s Page Five Ghouls. All this is brought to you by Vermont’s best kept secret vacation spot. It’s great to be back! Have fun. Menneskerettighetsorganisasjonene!
A. Wiz here. Just letting you know we’re still on break. Don’t worry, we still have a steaming pile of content for you to sift through while we relax and enjoy not having deadlines.
Don’t get used to it though, we’ll be back next week with all new stuff!
For now, enjoy the complete reading of Hugo Holmesnow’s classic self hlp classic, “What Is Wrong With You? An Introduction To What Is Wrong With You.
Dear Mr. Myrrh,
In the 3/17 issue of SEG you said I could tell my friend I had a skeleton for a pal. So I did. And one of the other kid’s mothers heard me and claimed it was slang for a new street drug she just made up. She said the effects were however I was behaving at the moment. She may have heard about it from the secret Oprah email list. Have you heard about this? It’s like an Infowars for concerned upper middle class moms. They don’t like you guys. Anyway, I’m going to be doing a nickel at a Scared Straight Christian boot camp for third graders. It’s built on top of a desecrated Native American holy site. Anything you could do with that?
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