Greetings, Doomed Monkeys! It’s your old pal Uncle Mort here and I’m wearing the cat’s pajamas. This week, TJ is back with brand new adventure as he finds a quiet place to think. The Crescent City Creeps are here, picking up where they left off before the holiday sweeps screwed everything up. Hugo is here to admonish you for not keeping the New Year’s resolutions you knew you weren’t going to keep. And as always our [Weekly Column About Monsters] talks about [monsters]. All this is brought to you by our sponsor, who also happens to be a columnist, The Reverend, Doctor Hugo Holmesnow. Have fun, kids, and remember; Nebeprisikiškiakopūsteliaudavusiuose!