Greetings, Doomed Monkeys! It’s your old, well rested pal Uncle Mort, back from vacation and ready to go. This week Ray and the gang are back with another adventure in Ray #14. Jimmy and Sally are up to their old tricks in ‘The Birthday Sham.’ Stella wandered in from driving the local bird population to extinction to bring you your Stellar Forecast for the little month of February. Finally, the Page Five Ghouls are back in action and staying hungry in this week’s Page Five Ghouls. All this is brought to you by Vermont’s best kept secret vacation spot. It’s great to be back! Have fun. Menneskerettighetsorganisasjonene!