Are you already a blogger?
Are you already doing “blogs”? If so, know that it is not to late to live the dream of one day rising above these urges and once again becoming a decent human being.
I know that being the sort of human being that can enjoy the company of other human beings in a social setting seems like a moon dream, a magical fantastical never going to happen so why not just keep blogging sort of wish. The sort of wish too big for a birthday cake to grant, far too big. That never stops you from trying, does it? Year after year, cake after cake, always failure.
Who Am I?
Why, I’m Me, The Dr. Hugo Homlesnow.
Life-coach, Shaman, Monk, Excellent Lover
I’m someone who is here to tell you that this dream can come true. Maybe not for all of you, but for at least a few of you. I am Dr. Hugo Homesnow, Life Coach and inventor of the “Better Than You Life Enhancement” series of DVD lectures, seminars and books.
Why Do You Want To Help?
I took a look at my friends and clients and realized that many of them were bloggers and also failures. Thinking to myself, I thought “If only something I learned while training with the Mystic Monks of the Mountains or while living and learning the ways of the Shamans of the Jungle could help these miserable husks of humanity.” After many hours meditating inside my spirit guide chamber, I recorded the following affirmation, which is designed to help you overcome your childish dreams of people reading what you write and move on with your life.
What Cure for Blogging do I Offer?
I offer this to you, the soulless denizens of the blogosphere. Hear My Voice, Heal Your Soul:
I know that you have enjoyed that. I know that it has begun to change your life for the best. I also know, as do all life coaches, that one affirmation is never enough. You must have more, several even- but not too many.
You’ll also need books and other products and also, many face to face sessions. All that is too much for you right now. Much too much.
When you are ready to truly transform and take charge of your quantum reality generating mechanism, I will come find you. Do not look for me. If you cannot help yourself from looking for me, look for me here and here and here or here or here.
The Rev.Dr. Hugo Holmesnow – has traveled the planet in a quest to dilute the wisdom teachings of ancient cultures so they are safe enough for common men and women everywhere to purchase and misuse.
His mystic training began at the age of four when he was accidentally left behind in the jungle while on a family vacation. Through a series of unlikely events he was eventually adopted by the local natives and trained to be a tribal shaman. After many years, Dr. Holmesnow left the familiarity and safety of the jungle to search for his family.
When he did not find them he climbed a mountain and was nearly killed in the process. The local mystic monks from the ancient monastery found him and nursed him back to health. This near death experience led him to conclude that there was more to life than what he learned from his shaman jungle training. He then began to immerse himself in the ancient mystical practices of the mountain monks. After many years he mastered them and returned to civilization. Forever changed, eternally superior.
Several weeks later he was no longer Hugo Holmesnow, son of incompetent parents. He was and, is The Rev. Dr. Holmesnow, certified life coach and inventor of the “Better Than You Superior Life Coaching System”. This system provides proven methods and techniques that are part of an overall method which contains the strategies that you need to excel, advance, achieve, attain, reach and conquer your dreams, goals, fears, hopes and desires.
In addition to creating a system of self improvement, Holmesnow is the author of “What is Wrong With You? An Introduction to What is Wrong With You” and “Conquer Your Dreams: Defeat Your Dreams and Accomplish Your Goals”. Both are available now at Amazon in paperback and ebook formats.