Greetings, Doomed Monkeys. It’s old Father Time himself, Uncle Mort. This is the last time you’ll see me all year! This year’s serials come to a crashing halt, all of them, because Virgil forgot he was supposed to be writing four of them. I’m only going to pay him for one. This week, The Page Five Ghouls don’t have time for this anymore. We have lots of kooky stuff to keep the kids occupied in our regular 5th Saturday feature, The Saturday Morning Ghost. This is all brought to you by the House of Mancakes. Across the street from that store that’s not there anymore. Until next year kids, vervoerdersaansprakelijkheidsverzekering!