Greetings, Doomed Monkeys! Old Uncle Mort here, with another edition of the Saturday Evening Ghost. This week, Merwin moseys in, like he did something today, with Mystical Merwin. B. F. Smith gets loaded on egg nog and delivers a Yule alchemy lesson. A. Wizard taped a bunch of clips together and submitted it as a podcast in this week’s Wizard of Whizzin: Sound Only Edition. Things go public in the this month’s The Joneses and as always the Page Five Ghouls drop by with a report. All this is brought to you by, Kenbro, who aren’t completely clear on what ‘adult’ means. We that’s this week, kids. Don’t blame me, it’s Christmas. We have Monday off! Grianghrafadóireachta!