Happy Halloween, Doomed Monkeys! You think we would have forgotten? What are you going as? I’m thinking of being a skeleton again! This week, we’ve got a Halloween haul of weirdness, so let’s get started. Jimmy Jam and Sally Slam get down to some serious trick-or-treating in ‘Halloween: Special Ops’. The Joneses make a mess trying to welcome an old friend. Ed Danvers wraps things up in ‘Sins of the Father Pt. 4’. Mystical Merwyn is here to knead up a batch of psychic biscuits. Boo! F. Smith is joining the holiday festivities and tells us how a Boo!ze wizard celebrates Halloween. A. Wizard stops by with another episode of Wizard of Whizzin. Both kinds; with and without pictures. The Page Five Ghouls talk to a special guest. And for the little monsters out there, we have special Halloween edition of the Saturday Morning Ghost. All this is brought to you by Stripper’s Choice Vodka. For when the shift’s too long to worry about choices. Enjoy your Halloween kids. Until next week, obergruppenführer!