Greetings, Doomed Monkeys! It’s October, already? It feels like only yesterday I was packing up the Arbor Day decorations. This month we start off with another timeless installment of Ray, Stella saunters in with this month’s horoscopes, and Jimmy Jam is back with whammy of a tale. Parental guidance suggested. And, as always, the Page Five Ghouls are here to introduce us to some mixed up animals in Germany. All this is brought to by our good friends at the WPE, who have an offer that will knock your pants off. Have fun and until next time, Backpfeifengesicht!