The Saturday Morning Ghost September 30, 2017

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Ever wonder why some months have five Saturdays and most have four?
We wondered about it for a while and couldn’t come up with any good reasons other than it gives us a chance to take a break from our normal, mature, adult oriented fare and make something fancy for the wee-ones!

The Saturday Morning Ghost Appears every 5th Saturday to haunt your day with puzzles, games, and more!

The Adventures of Li’l Mortimer

Connect The Dotz

Cryptogram

A. Witch’s Logic Problem

Chrissy and three of her classmates were bitten by their werewolf soccer coach! The painful change took many days, and affected each child differently. From the clues below, can you figure out which superpower each classmate had for the Full Moon Soccer Game?

  1. No child has a superpower that starts with the same letter as their name.
  2. Chrissy doesn’t have a superpower that involves light.
  3. Robert has no eyes and  no butt.
  4. The classmate with the Rabies superpower identifies as female.
Eyes of Fire Super-speed Can Fart Lasers Rabies
Chrissy
Sarah
Evan
Rodger

Uncle Rev. Dr. Hugo’s Personality Assessment For Those Under The Age of 18

Scoring the test.

More True than False Answers- If you answered more questions with true, rather than false, that means you are something. Something that is doomed to a life of quiet desperation. The only advice I can give one such as you is to remember that if you decide to write poetry later in life, do not expect others to care about it. Do not go to ‘open mics’ or ‘slams’ or anything that takes place in a coffee shop. Your future children, in the unlikely event that you have any, will be grateful.

More False than True Answers- Congratulations! As it stands right now, you have all the qualities you’ll need to succeed in life and more! Don’t get too excited, that is bound to change once you’re between the ages of 12-15.

Equal True and False Answers- If your score is 5 false and 5 true answers, you should report to the nearest adult near you and inform them of the statistical abnormality you have just committed.

 

Answers 

Cryptogram

Logic Puzzle

Eyes of Fire Super-Speed Can Fart Lasers Rabies
Chrissy X X X O
Sarah  O X X X
Evan  X X O X
Robert X O X X

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