Greetings, Doomed Monkeys! Hey, guess what? It’s Saturday. Saturday evening to be exact. And that means another shipment of quality, grade-A cuts. Just feast your eyes on this selection. Like Mystical Merwin, back dishing the litter on a few reader submissions. A. Wizard answers the call with yet another Wizard on Whizzin podcast. And then some Hugo bit he agreed to do. B.F. Smith is pouring from the top shelf on this month’s lesson on Zen Boozism. The Joneses and the gang from Psamurai run into some disturbingly familiar faces when they go into the basement. Never go in basement, guys! And the Page Five Ghouls seem to be following directions again. We’ll see how long that lasts. All this is brought to you by our sponsor 8 Teenz who have a brand new innovation in candy technology they’re dying for you to try! So have fun, kids! And remember, electrotaxis!