Greetings, Doomed Monkeys, Uncle Mort here with this week’s haul! This week we have a double shot of A. Wizard in ‘Wizard of Whizzin’. The Ruiner has it all planned out in latest installment of ‘Easy Way Out’. Things get tense in a therapeutic installment of Psamurai. And this week, the Page Five Ghouls finally stop costing us twice as much to run one article, as the kids run into each other in an unusual place. All this is brought to you by the folks down at the Women’s Pants Emporium. Turn the lights out when you go and until next time, saponification!