Greetings, Doomed Monkeys. What have we here? Five Saturdays in July? You know what that means, kids. Rise and shine for the Saturday Morning Ghost. That’s where we have all sorts of puzzles and cartoons to keep the little ones occupied while the adults enjoy the main attraction. The Fifth Saturday One Shot this time, is a little side trip in the world of Psamurai. A. Wizard has put his podcasts through the distilling process and brought us what came out the other end; an interview with T. Volpone and an advertisement for good old Hugo Holmesnow. Feel free to browse the community corner and see if you can find what you’re looking for. And back with us as always are the Page Five Ghouls, looking for friends wherever they can find ’em. All this is brought you by Kenbro. They got an action figure of every kid’s favorite hero! And also by Stripper’s Choice purveyors of niche vodkas. Our cup is running over this week, guys! I’ll see you next week and until then, Weltschmerz!